I Am In Your Eyebrain is a poorly-maintained, sporadically-updated incohesive website by me, Laura DeHaan. I’m a crematorium technician and masseuse in Ontario and also an author, mostly of genre fiction, mostly of the horror genre. There really is no good way to elegantly combine these two things, so let’s just spaghetti-method this onto the internet and make the nichest combination we can. (Like, I also make chainmail from time to time, do I get more niche points? Nah, everyone makes chainmail these days.)